Mighty Crappy Mouse

I ordered the Mighty Mouse from Apple last week. Ever since, I’ve been reading review after review about how much people don’t like it. I’ve been sitting here hoping that it’s just not as bad as everyone is saying it is. Well it came today and I’ve been playing with it for the last couple of hours now. My thoughts? The Mighty Mouse is damn near close to the absolute worst mouse I have ever used. It’s incredibly light and, therefore, feels completely cheap in your hand. I am having major problems having the mouse recognize a secondary click from me. It usually acts like a normal click. The side buttons are extremely too far forward and you have to adjust your hand position on the mouse just to use them. As cool as the track ball in the middle sounds, it’s completely inconsistent with track speed and sometimes wont even engage at all until a second roll. Lastly, can someone tell me why driver software for this stinky piece of poo is taking up about 140MB? That just seems a little ridiculous to me. The only good thing I can say about the thing is that it’s pretty and matches a lot of other Apple peripherals. Big fuckin’ deal! Apple, this is, like, what? Strike 50 for mice? Save the absolutely insulting fee of $50 you would spend on the Mighty Mouse and go get yourself a Logitech MX 518 gaming-grade mouse.